How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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