You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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