I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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