Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
