and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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