OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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