ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
We are two peas in an std pod
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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