I molested 6 butterflies tonight
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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