i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
