Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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