Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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