Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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