2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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