week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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