I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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