just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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