Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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