either way he was missing a nipple.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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