I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm always down for nudity.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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