Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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