i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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