wat bout pragnant strippers??
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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