I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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