Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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