like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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