Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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