I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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