STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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