You made me cry and you don't even care
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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