Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
My vagina just recognized that song.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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