she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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