Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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