Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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