Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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