whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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