Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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