he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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