My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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