Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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