Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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