i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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