They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
be right there i have to get my cape
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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