I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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