So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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