Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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