This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Randomize
