Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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