No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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