I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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