I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
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