The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
The police scanner is talking about you again....
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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