Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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