these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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